(That title made me giggle.)Ok, here is the thing. I am insane.
Not like "that cutie / wacky / off-beat / nutty or goofy girl" , but seriously "Needs Medical Attention" insane.
This morning, my little Colby came in the bathroom as I was about to get into the shower and was pulling at his diaper and saying, "Pee Pee Pah-heee."
WHAT?? "What honey?" I said, thinking I must have misunderstood him since we are not potty training AT ALL.
He is still trying to push his diaper down like a pair of pants and saying, "I peepee pah--heeee."
Well you can't, son. Because you are A BABY and you are MY BABY and probably my LAST BABY so, I am SORRY but you can't peepee on the pah-heee. So, lets go get a fresh diaper and hush up with that silly pah-ee nonsense!!!
Ok, I really didn't say that, but I wanted to. I took off his diaper and sat him on the potty and stood there for about 5 minutes and then tried to get him down, and he screamed, "NO!! I peepee pah-HEEEEE!!!" So I put him back up there, and went ahead and got in the shower. He sat there the whole time I was in the shower, proud as punch, with his chubby little feet dangling down. I finally had to force him off so that I could get him dressed and all of us out the door.
He never did actually peepee on the pah-hee, thank goodness!!!! YAY COLBY!!!
2 comments:
I LOVE that picture!!
Congrats., Natalie!! Hopefully it'll be really fast!
ROTFLMAO!!!! I love that story! I have no interest in potty training Elena either, I'm going to wait until she just does it herself...I'm a lazy mom...it seems like a real chore to me.
OH GOODNESS, my word verification looks hard...fjhntuup
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