I heard a little snippet during the entertainment news on the radio this morning that cracked me up. I have tried to find it online and I can't so we will say my news comes from unconfirmed sources...
It was a piece about Kirstie Alley's Jenny Craig commercials. Apparently a girl that has worked with Kirstie on the commercials since the beginning talked to the press about how Kirstie's bitchiness has increased with the pounds that she loses. How she was so nice and friendly in the beginning when she was fat, and the thinner she gets, the meaner and more difficult to work with she becomes.
This just goes to prove what I have been saying all along. If you don't eat chocolate, you can't be happy. And Jenny Craig's no fat, no sugar, Cardboard Chocolate Thumb Sized Cakes don't do it. You need a slab of chocolate to get through each day. You also need Fat Grams. Fat Grams are our friends. So are Calories. and Carbs.
Diets make you evil. Stay away from the Diet!!
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Did you know, laboratory animals fed an extremely low-calorie diet live significantly longer than their well-fed peers? Only problem is, the animals become irritable and aggressive. I want to be kind to the people around me, which is why I ate two brownies this afternoon.
I agree with your theory. I used to work with this woman who had had a gastric bypass. The more weight she lost, the crazier and more hateful she became! It finally erupted when she smacked me for drawing on a dry erase board. Needless to say, I got her skinny ass fired! LMAO, oh the memories. . .
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