I got tagged!!

(still no pics... *sigh*)
How fun!! I just read about tagging for the first time today on Tess's blog, and the next thing I know, my friends Kiki AND Angel both tagged ME!! Hooray!! I am cool! I am a real blogger!!

Three Random Facts About My Closet:
1. It was built well after the rest of this shitty house. We think someone built this house out of scraps of other peoples houses, and they made MANY mistakes. We joke that they got it completely built and they got completely moved in and then said "Ahhh, here we are!! Home sweet home!! I am hungry! Lets make some... oh fuck. We forgot to build a kitchen!!" (such a long story is the one about my World's Shittiest Kitchen... and it is not for today. Today is Closet day!!) I think the same goes for the closet. It is built out of leftover panelling, and it is about an inch too narrow for the plastic hangers, so everything hangs at an angle... and this is only random fact ONE... I bet you are all on pins and needles waiting for two and three!!!
2. It has crappy sliding panelling doors, so no cute over the door shoe rack for me.
3. Marty has one just like it, on the other side of the room.

Three Items I've Never Worn But Still Haven't Tossed:
1. I have a gorgeous black sparkley turtleneck sweater that I bought on clearance before i got preggo with Colby. I keep thinking every winter that I will get small enough to wear it to an office Christmas party... and don't.
2. My friend bought me a Raggedy Ann sweatshirt in a 2XL.... need i say more?
3. Some cute cute cute black linen wide leg pants with chocolate stripes that are a wee bit too long, and that I can't find anything to quite match. But I put them on all the time because I LOVE THEM.

Three Items I'll Never Get Rid Of, No Matter How Ugly They Get:
1. My high school class tshirt and boxer shorts (the boxers say "kiss our rear, we are outta here" and they are thin white boxers... and we wore them to school)
2. A pair of size 6 jeans from high school that I like to pull out and try to fit an ankle into just to make myself feel like a big fat loser. It's great fun!!
3. A shirt that my mom and elizabeth made for me when E was a year old. They spongepainted and wrote on it, and it is hideously beautiful.

Three Items People Wouldn't Expect To Find In My Closet:
1. Literally, ALL of my skeletons are in my closet!! LOL!! That is where i keep 9 years of journals, and all my photo albums.
2. Battery powered items... *ahem*
3. Balls. (those cedar mothball things, get your mind out of the gutter!!)

Three items that made me go, "Oh Lord, what was I thinking?":
1. A lowcut sundress... really lowcut.
2. A shirt that i bought in a 2x that is suede and beautiful... and is simply too big. I thought i could wear it like a jacket, but I can't pull it off. Looks like i borrowed something from a very stylish lumberjack.
3. those really really really tall clog-ey sandals

Three things that I have a surprising number of:
1. Jody Evans tshirts... LMAO!! (last count was 9... i am such a loser)
2. flipflops
3. buttonup shirts (I love to layer!)

Three dominate colors in my wardrobe:
1. Black
2. green
3. Is denim a color??

Three items that never fail to put me in a good mood whenever I wear them:
1. My favorite jeans. They are so cute that I like to pretend that they are RL or CK's... but they are really just awesome cute Faded Glory's. They also have developed a tiny tear in the rear... so sadly, their days are numbered... sob, sob!!
2. A black flow-ey shirt with black beading that I bought a few months ago... I really feel cute when i wear it because it fits just right everywhere.
3. My black sequin flip flops

Three people I will tag:
1. My cool friend Kellee
2. My cool friend Kylee
3. My cool Real Life friend Misty

Thanks for taggin' me, LT and Keeks!!!! *cybersmoochies to both of you!*