This blog has the potential to offend someone. I REALLY hope it doesn't. Please don't be offended, ye potentially offended one. Ok?? I mean nothing derogatory about this.
Marty has started wearing a visor. I freaking HATE it. No one looks good in a visor. If you have a visor and you feel that you look pretty hot in it, well... you don't. If someone is telling you that you do, it is because you either have a lot of money, or they want to get laid. Visors are NOT hot.
He has always been a ball cap kind of guy. Ball caps are nice. Cowboy hats on the right person are nice. I have tried to get him to go back to the ball cap and he says this is just like a ball cap, only it makes him feel free-er. WHATever.
So a couple weeks ago, I pulled out the big gun. I told him that the visor made him look a tiny bit gay. (Yes, Jerry, I know. A respectable gay man would never, EVER wear a visor. I was just hoping to threaten his manhood.) Unfortunately, he laughed uproariously and said that ALL the pro-fishermen were wearing them now.
This little debate went back and forth for days.
Then, last weekend, we had a gift certificate for Red Lobster. Visor Boy and I take the kids out to eat. I beg him to just use gel and go without and he says he isn't comfortable with that. I then remark that everyone is going to think I am out to eat with my gay brother, and he retorts that everyone will think I am going out to eat with my hot fisherman husband.
Well, we have a really nice dinner and as we are leaving the restuarant, a man stops Marty and says, "HEY! How did you do today?"
Marty looks at him puzzled and says, "I am sorry?"
The guy replies, "Weren't you in the masters fishing tournament today on Lake Catherine?"
You have GOT to be kidding me.
Marty starts grinning from ear to ear and starts in, "Well, I wasn't able to fish it this year, but..." (He has never fished it, by the way.)
I roll my eyes his direction, leave him blabbering and take the kids on to the car and get them buckled in.
When he gets in the car, he is glowing and adjusts his visor with a big grin.
I say, "Boy, that was bold."
He looks confused. "What was bold?"
I reply, "That guy hitting on you in front of your wife and kids."
He punched me. And has not taken the visor off since.
5 comments:
LMAO!!!! Oh my gosh I am dying over here!! LOL
My hubby went through that visor stage too...only his hair was a little too long to pull it off. I am not a fan of visors period, but if you are going to wear one, you need to be bald or have a buzz cut, my hubby had thick hair that stuck up in all different directions out of the top. It was terrible!!
You totally made my day with this post, I am seriously laughing so hard at my desk right now!! LOL!!!!!
LOL!!!
I think he paid the guy to approach him. ;)
LMAO!!! I was thinking the same thing as Cathy!
LMAO!!
At least he isn't wearing it upside down and backwards like my husband!
Oh, man, that was funny! You're a riot.
Who could you offend with this? People who wear visors? If my husband ever dons one of those things on his big bobble head I'm going to die laughing.
How cool that there is a Lake named after my youngest daughter - hee hee!
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