Something I re-learned for the 198th time this weekend? When I drink, I get mouthy. The more I drink, the mouthier I get. At the time, it seems hysterical. Then when I get up on sunday, I feel wretched.
That would be why I don't drink very often.
And what is the protocol really? If you suspect you made someone mad with your honesty, do you go back and email them and say, "When I said that you were 'dead to me', I meant that in a spooky halloweeny friendly way, not like in a mean, hurtful, way. Really. I swear. Still friends?" or "You know when I called you a cockwad? I meant you were a 'hot stud'. Sometimes when i am drinking, my words get all slurry. I am sure that you thought I meant 'cockwad.' But I didn't! Isn't that FUNNY?"
Or do you let it go and assume that your friend has their head so far up their ass that they didn't notice?
2 comments:
LOL! You are hilarious! I think your hangover is punishment enough, no need to appologize to your victims :) Besides, you may need to elaborate on those honest comments the next time you drink! Hehe.
LMAO!
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