I have come to a conclusion. We need to go back to silent tv and silent movies. Brad Pitt is ruining all my late night fantasies of me and him on the beach, in nothing but our bedsheets, frolicking in the incoming tide...
He says that he and Angelina will never wed until everyone in the country is allowed the same right. Does he think we really care if he and Angelina get married??? I am all for equal rights, but the way he is presenting it like it is an ultimatum... Ugh.
How is this? Until someone gives us $5,000, Marty and I are not going to rake our yard. HA!! That got you where it hurts!!
Then, he moves on to parenting.
"I try not to stifle them in any way," he says. "If it's not hurting anyone, I want them to be able to explore. Sometimes that means they're quite rambunctious."
"I feel it's really important to have that time to sit and talk to them," he continues. "I really like that last minute before they fade off. And always give them a heads-up before you jerk them out of something. You need to tell them, like, `You have three more minutes.'"
So, did you copy that STRAIGHT from the Dr. Spock book, or were you able to change the words around so that it sounded like you come to that conclusion on your own??
I have an idea, Bradley.
Shut up and kiss me.
3 comments:
Ha ha heee heee ha ah. I laughed until I almost peed a little bit. You are so freakin funny. I agree 100%
ROFLMAO!
Oh, i agree. He sounds like he's turning into quite the moron. I like to imagine him silent. It's so nice. And I especially like him as Tristan Ludlow from Legends of the Fall. Yummy. I like to think I'm his Julia Ormond character.
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